This Maggie is rocket science. If symptoms persist insult your doctor, @adoptameow or Inspire Me.
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L.I.F.E.G.O.E.S.O.N. 

But his best word was his letters home,
His standard works of fiction about imaginary success,
The chorus girls in neon were his closest things to friends,
But to a writer, the truth is no big deal.